Sunday, June 22, 2008

People Who "tok lyk dis" On The Internet

"What? He's updating on the weekend?"
Nope. Well, kinda. Actually maybe.
Nope, not in the slightest.

What I'm doing is updating for Monday. From now on, Monday's post is going to be viewable MONDAY, not just starting Tuesday. So, I won't be posting Friday nights. I will be posting Sunday nights. It's the same amount of posts, only shifted earlier a day in the week.

--==BACK TO YOUR ORIGINALLY SCHEDULED PROGRAM==--

First off,
I want to reply to a comment made earlier, that asked me to post proof of the incorrect spacial alignments. Well, I tried to do just that. I spent hours into the night on Pokemon Diamond, on the "online" battle tower (it downloads your pokemon and your "fighting style" to the internet, then gives you ~100 different sets of other people's pokemon and fighting styles for you to battle). Of course, I chose 2 on 2, and battled like heck again and again. Unfortunately, I couldn't find what I was looking for. All the opposing pokemon seemed to be in the order they should have been. Then it hit me:
Instead of this happening (which is what I thought I remember seeing [and which in reality, doesn't happen ever]):
THIS is what really happens, and what confused me:

Unfortunately, trying to think back on (and re-read what I wrote about) all the things I was annoyed at with Diamond and Pearl, I remembered incorrectly.
I apologize for this. I will now update the Overall Gross Incompetence Rating of that part of the Pokemon Diamond and Pearl post:



I still think it's annoying that the animators made Mightyena facing right. I mean really, didn't you see the problems that would arise from that? COME ON.


Anyways, back to my original topic:
Or, in idiotspeak, "bak 2 wut I wuz tokin bout b4":

PEOPLE WHO "tok lyk dis" ON THE INTERNET NEED TO BE DRUG OUT INTO THE STREET AND SHOT.

No, I'm not talking about people who 7@1K 1|\| 1337. That is completely different from the idiocy I'm referring to here. The type of moronic numbskulliness I'm referring to is when someone types out what they want to say online as if they were speaking in a horrific bastardization of the English language. Not only is it against anything and everything of the written form of English, but it also makes trying to decipher whatever the hell they're trying to say a whole lot harder, a lot more time-consuming, and a hellovalot more annoying overall. I could go on and on about this. But in all reality, the best thing to do is to just show you screenshots. It can only get the point across quicker and easier:


It's unfortunate. I've seen much worse than these, but I can't remember where I've seen them. Oh well. If I ever come across something worse than posted here, I'll absolutely let you know and post it.
Overall Gross Incompetence Rating:

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