WHOOPS & G_I_ _OTI_E

Hey guys, I heard back from BlogRush today. Take a look!


That's a cute little line, "Please do not take this decision personally". I respect it, actually, since many people don't take rejection very well...*sniff*

Anyways, I was going to go on and on about how silly BlogRush was to reject me just because I insulted them, until I took a look at their Terms Of Service agreement, which contains their highly elusive "Quality Guidelines and criteria".


Say it with me now: "Whoops!"
Now, I know it was kinda my fault that I didn't read through the agreement, and I apologize for that, but I think that something as important as "It has to contain 10-12 posts already" should be posted somewhere else than deep inside the WALL OF TEXT that is the ToS agreement, like, I don't know, on the main page in the video of "How BlogRush Works", which I watched in its entirety before trying to submit my blog.

Anyways, I'm probably going to try to apply again on July 11th, which is when it allows me to again. By then, I'm sure to have at least as many posts as they're asking for. And if they still reject me, well, then it's because I insulted their website, and that's just silly of them.

So, without further ado, I will now update BlogRush's Incompetence Rating.

Overall Gross Incompetence Rating:

Now then, onto other Incompetencies.

Can you tell me what's wrong with the picture below?

source: http://imager.cc/page2/hangmanbowling/
Give up?



HANGMAN??! This isn't hangman! It's some guy about to get GUILLOTINED! What the heck? Have I just entered into the STUPID ZONE? Am I being Punk'd? WHERE ARE YOU, KUTCHER? Why in the world would someone just assume that if it's white background, a raised platform and an execution that it's automatically HANGMAN? Where did that idea come from?
How would hangman bowling work, anyways? Would you put the bowling pins UNDER the platform and let his feet kick down the pins as he struggles for air? I mean, even if he's unable to move his legs, that's still using two objects to knock down the pins, and you can't ever get a strike that way, no matter what, even if all the pins are knocked down, it's still a spare!
Seriously, don't people proofread these things? Am I the only one left that cares about these kinds of things?
"It's not fair...I had time now..."

Overall Gross Incompetence Rating: