People Who Need Simple Things Explained To Them

Whoopsie! I fell asleep last night and couldn't do my blog post till late tonight (I'm away from home/computer between 10am and 10pm today and many other days, which includes yesterday).

And yes, I am changing the post date to yesterday. This is for me, so I can find my posts easier.

ANYWAYS

What I was going to say before I was so RUDELY interrupted by sleep: I live in America. If you do not live in America or similar country, then if this next post applies to you, don't worry, you aren't incompetent. As far as this goes. ANYWAYS. As you know, I work in a local popular theme park. I do stock items from time to time, and apparently one of the items is a plush tarantula, as a prize or whatnot. However, something struck me as odd. And it's not the fact that Tarantula is spelled wrong--I would have spelled it wrong too.
See if you can spot it:

Yup, that's right. "(Spiders)". WHO THE HECK NEEDS THIS EXPLAINED TO THEM? TARANTULAS = SPIDERS! IT'S ONE OF THE SIMPLEST THINGS EVER!

To those who actually don't know that tarantulas are spiders: HAVE YOU BEEN LIVING UNDER ROCKS FOR THE PAST 20 YEARS?! I seriously must have seen tarantulas in TV shows, Movies, and at SCHOOL at LEAST 50 times in my life. To think that you haven't even heard of them ONCE just BOGGLES MY MIND. Good GOD, next you'll be telling me you've never heard of Pizza.

People who can't understand stuff like this need to go read a book, seriously. Why in the GOOD LORD'S NAME would you not understand that a TARANTULA IS A SPIDER?
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